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Nurgle's Nymphs Website Moved to Nation's Official Adult Stash Site
The Nurgle's Nymphs website is among the first to be moved to the Nation's Official Adult Materials Stash Site according to a recent video news release (below). The nation's politicians, who don't wish to be distracted from staring at fake racks by such things as legislating or balancing the budget, have decided to "clean America's streets of adult materials" and keep it all to themselves (and responsible American citizens). Concerned by low approval ratings with the public, and fewer coke-and-callgirl parties in the nation's capital, politicians have come up with this new program to help restore faith in government, they say. Some politicians touted the new measure as a way to ensure "equal access to all" for the nation's vast adult materials reserves.
A newly created Adult Materials Stashing Agency will collect adult materials, and individual's adult materials collections will be stored at several fake mountains in Southern New Hampshire. Authorities stated that "there will be an inter-racial mountain, a barely-legal mountain, hard-core mountain, and so forth". Officials assured the public that the mountains will have doors at the bottom, and that all Americans will be allowed to enter, "no questions asked". According to the Chief Director of the Stashing Agency, all Internet adult websites will be hidden behind a portal disguised as a boring business site. To gain access to the portal, all US citizens will have to use the password "catnap". Citizens are urged to not write down this password, or to share it with anyone. [This article was rewritten to meet requirements of ad network censors]
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